I have done 17 out of 37 "stupid things"

[x ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking (not for a long time)
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle (when I was a kid)
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow... a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (when I was a kid)
[x] You have choked on your own spit . (not as an adult)
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (not as an adult)
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it (when I was 7 and had pull on pants that looked the same front or back
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have run around naked in your house.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.(not any more)