Sunday, March 17, 2013

Happy St Patrick's Day!


Here are some jokes for you to get you in the spirit! 

What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison oak?
A rash of good luck.

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A Sham Rock.

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea
(and if he just sits in your back yard, you could call him Patty O'Furniture)

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.

One final thought: be careful of green food that shouldn't be green.

3 comments:

Laoch of Chicago said...

I wonder if my cats would notice if I gave them green food?

Teena said...

Happy (belated) St. Patrick's Day!

My Little Corner said...

Loach - did you try the green food? Cats are so unpredictable!
Thanks Teena - you too!