So the other day, I asked my lovely husband what one of his customers thought of a Christmas present he gave. This is the answer I received:
"Well, he cried.
It was the best present he received.
Now his Christmas is complete.
What the hell do you think?.... He thanked me. "
That, gentle readers is one sarcastic SOB. (No need to feel bad for me though, it was all in good fun - we laughed, and laughed and laughed. I believed him for the first three words, and then I caught on. )